Holy shit, is there NOTHING else on television except reality shows?? I'm fucking sick and would like to find something, ANYTHING worth watching that does not involve imbeciles saying and doing completely moronic things for their 15 minutes of fame. Did you know there's even a Reality Channel? What the hell? A whole channel dedicated to nothing but shitty reality shows? What's next? A channel for people rejected by reality shows?
When I got home last night, Tivo decided to record some reality shows for me in my absence. Now, I know what you are thinking: Tivo chooses for you based on your past tv viewing habits. Listen, I watch Dancing with the Stars and The Amazing Race. Every once in a blue moon, I might tune into American Idol and the trainwreck that is always The Bachelor/Bachelorette. But Tivo, in his infinite wisdom, decided that I needed to watch some new reality show called High School Reunion. Let me just say, how they could get people to do something so stupid, I'll never know. Maybe it was the free 2-week stay in Kaui in a fancy resort? Who knows? What I do know is that nothing is more pathetic than to hold some stupid grudge from 20 years ago in high school. Well, maybe the one thing more pathetic than that, they are fighting and crying over it on television for the whole world to see...and using their real names. Or maybe it's the fact that I watched the whole first episode. Dammit!
At least there's Netflix...
**I'm tired of being sick...can you tell? Hope everyone is staying healthy and happy!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Reality Bites
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Speaking of High School Reunions, what are you doing in June? Mine is coming up, and I need a Sassy Blonde at my side.
ReplyDeleteThat'll show them stoners and jocks who the truly successful alumni turned out to be. They're the types to try to line up anonymous dates over the Internet instead of winning their hearts via blogging. Losers.
Just PLEASE don't get drunk and once again cause a scene this time. I'd never be able to show myself again at St. Rohypnol Preparatory if you did.
Poor sassypants! I'll send you some high quality porn for your viewing pleasure. You might want to wipe off the DVDs before you watch them. A few of them are rather sticky.
ReplyDeletePugsley-I love reunions! Remember that I'm a hit at large get togethers.. ;)
ReplyDeleteDyckie-I miss you! Write something new. But I think I'll decline your offer of the DVD loan...