So someone give me a job! I mean, I'm seriously good at what I do! With all the talk of the underground here, I'm getting concerned that I might be promoted again and then I'll have to stay here. What's a girl to do?? If you have pull in the education arena, I'm willing to move to the following states:
Tennessee (I just like it there..Elvis liked it too.)
Colorado (What ISN'T to like there? Plus my BFF lives there!)
North/South Carolina (I like them. They're "southern people")
Arizona (Only in the northern regions...I don't want to live in the southern desert)
Virginia (Granted, Dyckerson lives there, but it's generally a nice place. Near the beach, please)
I might also be persuaded to move into your mansion and be a "kept" woman. Send me your financials, and I'll peruse them in my spare time. Oh, and you must love dogs, particularly my dogs, and they must love you.
Okay...I'll just wait here for the offers to roll in.....
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Have Skills, Will Travel
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Well let's see... I do have a home in Tahoe on the water, but you didn't list that area as one of your desired states of occupancy. And I don't spend a whole lot of time there so you'd have to live there rent free for about, oh, 48 weeks out of the year. The hitch is the other 4 weeks. When I come to visit, I don't think it's your education skills that would be foremost on my mind. heh.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of financials are we talking here? You want just a bank statement or the whole stock portfolio and Bahamas account as well (in which case it's really not your education skills that are paramount)?
I knew you wanted to live in the land of Dyckerson! As for financials, cash is a little tight right now, but I did win 20 bucks at a crap game last night. And I think you'll find my list of assets quite impressive - there's my collection of Chef Boyardee canned goods, my priceless stories, and of course my shiny golden Jeep!
ReplyDeleteSo when do I get to caress your ample bosom??
Ready for some serious groveling and kissing up? :) HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, here goes, I got your christmas message by text and I honestly REALLY apreciated it - but at the time I wasn't able to make phone calls OUT(that whole poor thing), only receive so I couldn't message back (ok pretty lame but I just wanted you to know that I got it and it did brighten a bit of my day)
AND !! I got your message a couple of weeks ago and WANTED to respond and actually tried but get how retarded I am. I HONEST to HEAVEN thought I had your REAL name stored in my phone and that's where I would find your #. I was just going to give you a call - I worked up the guts and everything! - but when I got to that letter of the alphabet it was "gone." Or so I thought. I thought maybe when I changed phones in Oct. maybe I screwed up and left it out I didn't know but I couldn't find your name. Anywhoo fast forward a couple of weeks till last friday and I was sitting in my car waiting to pick up C. from work and was deleting #'s from my phone - and way at the other end of the alphabet (kindof) I found "Sassy." FOR REAL!!????? I about crapped I thought FOR SURE I had it under your other name (must have changed it for the hell of it another boring moment in the car when I seem to do the most damage to my phone. Anyways I stared at it for like 4 minutes in a stooper thinking shit. shit. shit. shit. SHIT ! At least BEFORE I could have said "I'm sorry I'm a dork and lost your #" But it seems I've had it the whole time which throws me into the asshole-who-doesn't-return-caring-friends-inquiries category. Bad category.
So there, that's it now you know the whole sorrid story and I'm sorry and I hope you'll not leash your super sassy temper on me ( I think you deserve a better job !!! :) ) Brownie points????
Ok, so HIIIII!!!! And thank you and I do apreciate you and just had to tell you. NOW. I have 3 months of reading my top 5 blogs to catch up everything before I start spouting off a bunch of crap not knowing what I'm talking about. (yours included no brownie points neccesary)
XOXOOXOXOXO's !!!!!! Lindy
EA-How did I know that you would respond despite not posting much of anything in FOREVER! lol
ReplyDeleteDyckie-You should work for the tourism bureau. Such eloquence is wasted here...
Lindy!!! Holy shit, girl! I was starting to get worried! Email me and tell me what the hell's been happening. All good I hope...XOXO