So I tried to access my blog address from work to test our new filter system. What I got was the following message:
Access Denied: Tasteless and Obscene Material
Well, I never! I actually had our network administrator hanging over my shoulder, and he asked me whose blog it was. Now I know I should have just gone balls out and told him it was mine, but WTF, I don't want to lose my job. This guy is new, and I haven't had enough time to figure out it he's at all cool.
So I told him it was my sister's! LOLOLOL She's going to be so fucking pissed! If you're reading this, Sister, don't worry. They think I'm an angel, and they think you are a foul-mouthed truck stop whore with a Harry Potter fetish. I won't lie, I love that they think that! :)
Speaking of foul-mouthed truck stop whores, you should check out Dyckerson. No one is a bigger shit than him (Or should I say no one takes a bigger shit than him?)
I'll have a real post at some point. I've been so busy that I'm fucking exhausted. Maybe I'll get a nice MM massage after my hockey game...
Obscene, maybe...but TASTELESS? That's a tad bit subjective, don't you think?? Although linking to my blog isn't going to help your case... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI think I'd like your sister.
ReplyDeleteMMMmmmm Massage did you say? MM? What's that? Melt-in-Mouth? Man Massage? Man-who-is-a-super-hottie-phisycal therapist - gonna- give-sassy-the-good stuff- Massage?? ;)
You bat I've heard of that song ;) And you're not old, quit it.
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ReplyDeleteDamn! Clowns get all the chicks!
ReplyDeleteSounds like the filtering we had at my last company. It would blog sites with
Access Denied: Information Technology
Kind of sucky considering I worked in IT! Talk about being in self-denial.
Geez, my IT dept thinks a blog is something from a 50s horror movie.
ReplyDeleteI love you too, baby! Let's go to a bookstore and fornicate in the science fiction section!
ReplyDelete"Tasteless and obscene" isn't necessarily a bad thing...
ReplyDeleteI would like to reenact my Doublemint Twins fantasy with you and your sister (oh, that reminds me: I'll need 2-white turtleneck sweaters in your sizes, and some poly rope). RSVP ASAP por favor.
ReplyDeleteLindygirl-;)
ReplyDeleteRedline-Sad all the way around, isn't it?
EA-We got some new young hipsters in our Tech Dept. They make me want to throw up.
Dyck-Bookstores have lost their erotic qualities for me. :(
ATG-You would think so...
Orhan-That just came out...
Pug-My sister is 6 yrs younger and taller than me with different color eyes. Is that your Doublemint "twins" fantasy? LOL We do have big boobs in common, however.
Tasteless and Obscene is better than Boring and Angelic.
ReplyDeleteDon't 'cha think?!
PP-Perhaps...but I like to think I have a modicum of taste...
ReplyDeletethis has everything ive been looking for tastelessness, whores, harry potter, twinks gettin down with clifford, throw some little peeps in there and im hooked, tho the dudes gettin it on thats the perfect reason to carry pepper spray or a stun gun... WTF
ReplyDeleteGrunts-Why thank you!
ReplyDeleteOf course now that you've posted this, they'll know that its your blog if he's been reading it. :-p
ReplyDeleteRabbit Man-I told him...he promised not to rat me out and showed me his blog. His makes mine look chaste! :)
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you found out the dude is cool and all!
ReplyDeleteRatting out your sister and having her take the rap.
ReplyDeleteMan, I love it.
Slick-Yes...and he gave me the circumvent password to get into things, if I so choose (which I won't...no need to tempt fate)
ReplyDeleteLBB-My sister and I, we're close.
I've invited you to my blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not obscene nor tasteless so you should be good checking it form wherever.
Heck, if the description is "obscene and tasteless," then doesn't that just make it more appealing? Stupid filter. What does it know?
ReplyDeleteGirls-You are some rockin' Hors! XOXO
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