Hi all! I'm fresh off the phone from procuring an interview with "the" district I've been trying to get into! Yes, that's right peeps, I have an interview for Monday, 10am. Now, I'm completely qualified, have polished up my resume, and alerted my references of this opportunity. Here's where you come in: I need you to send out good vibes to the universe. It doesn't matter if you believe in "The Secret" or not, but I do know that no man is an island, and the more positive energy that goes out will result in good things. I'm still not sure if this is just a courtesy interview due to my friend in that district or not, but I'm choosing to believe that they liked what they saw given the recommendation to look at my qualifications. So light a candle, say a prayer, dance in the moonlight, whatever you do to make things happen. I need this break in a big way. Better money, closer to home, near future opportunity to move up.
So I need your help. I've already emailed family and friends to get on the bandwagon. Let's make this happen people! I'll do my part in being a great interview, but it'll be nice to know that I've got the support of many others.
Sassy B
Good luck. I rubbed one out in your honor.
ReplyDeletemy prayers to the rain god, and for you are up in the air. I can't forget the rain god, I NEED A TAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you think you'll win, you usually do. Knock them dead.
ReplyDeleteAren't you a math teacher or something?
ReplyDeleteA very good luck to you!
ReplyDeleteI am looking for work myself.
You'll get the job if you deserve it. Do you feel like you deserve it? I think you do :)
Sassy,
ReplyDeleteI will say a prayer for you. HE sometimes answers mine.
TG-ex :)
You will succeed. Do you need anyone whacked? Would that help?
ReplyDeleteHey it's Prayer time again!!! How fun. You are so going to get that job btw.
ReplyDeleteBUT!!!! No problem I'll pray a whole bunch for you. And you can believe me and everything. Ever since I started blogging I've found a couple of people that I honestly like and sometimes as insane as it is I find myself wondering how they are doing even though I've never met them. (wierdo I know)
But anywyas you're a GREAT chick and I'd be more than happy to send out all the happy vibes I can.
(when chino and I went to meet my "other" parents I called my mom and asked her to send out all of the "Mom Vibes" and love that she could so that it would go smooth, so yeah this is right up my alley) :)
Its going to be ok. I called ahead for you and told them that you were a little nervous and were soliciting strangers and alien races to assist you.
ReplyDeleteThey agreed to have a nice soft room and special "members only" jacket to make you feel more comfortable.
Everything should be just fine now. ;-)
TFG-Thanks! This is the one! XOXO
ReplyDeleteATG-Listen, I was a math teacher. I'm an AP now. I commute 45 minutes one way to work...for not great pay. I have a very expensive masters degree that I need to pay for and a Money Pit that is draining me dry. Just go with it, man...and thanks! XOXO
Kahn-Thank you! Good luck to you as well...and yes, I DO deserve it. ;o) I'll send out good vibes your way as well. One good turn...XOXO
Bartman-Thanks!! XOXO
Mr. Fab-Thank you! No one on the list to be whacked yet, but I'll let you know. XOXO
Lindygirl-You rock! I knew you'd do your part. XOXO (cuz I don't discriminate)
Sgt-Listen Redline, that kind of sarcasm is exactly what The Secret says you should guard against! Call me crazy after Monday...say prayers until then, k? ;o)XOXO
*Disclaimer* All XOXOs are completely friendly and platonic. I am not a cyber hor.
Sassy I did my naked energy dance just for you! Will send out good vibes your way! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteKnock em dead!
ReplyDeleteJenny-Thank you!! I hope you weren't arrested, as you didn't mention where the naked energy dance took place. XOXO
ReplyDeleteI can send positive energy from both of me.
ReplyDeleteMultiple personalities CAN come in handy. Sometimes.
Magnum-Woo hoo! A two for one special! Thanks! XOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteWell, you didn't call the authorities so I assumed you liked my naked dancing outside your window!
ReplyDeleteWell, that is 2 postings the involved outdoor naked dancing.
ReplyDeleteIf that isn't positive vibes I don't know what is!
Best of luck...
ReplyDeleteI'd do my "get the job" dance for you, but my left knee has been acting up.
hey there biotch. you will kick ass at the interview... if need be i guess i can light a candle or something, lets just hope i dont burn the house down!
ReplyDeleteby the way there is a post on the captain!
Sgt-See? You get back what you put out there...I was dancing naked in front of my window too!
ReplyDeletePhoenix-Thanks man! It's the thought that counts! XOXO
BB-Woo hoo! WHEN I get that job, we'll set a date for celebration! (See what I did there? I said when instead of if...)
I'm thinking positive thoughts to make it happen. Yes, even though you're a hockey fan. I'm feeling altruistic today.
ReplyDeleteYou've got a REALLY interesting group of readers Sassy. I'm jealous of your diversity. You've got crazies, dirty folk, crazy dirty folk, nice folk, sweet people, intelligent people and even a bit of hostility mixed in. It's fun just to read your comments section.
ReplyDeleteHi Sassy,
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda new here... but I will be sending positive vibes out to you too. Good luck!