It's a Man's World, and that Man SUCKS BALLS

I've just about had it with my new boss. He's, for lack of a better term, an complete and utter dumb ass. And not just your typical, run of the mill dumb ass, but a fucking chauvinist dumb ass. If only I could relate to you the bullshit this ass crack has pulled in the 9 mos he's been my boss. Let's just put it this way: he does not like the ladies to ask questions or push back. I've been branded, along with the only other female employee he supervises as a "hysterical female."  He said that. Not to my face or hers, of course, but my damn desk is next to his office. I heard him say it clear as day. He didn't realize I was at my desk. And now he's a bit scared of me. That does not, however, preclude him from trying to get me to quit at every turn. So, I'm looking for a way out that means I can tell him (without anyone else in the vicinity) to go fuck himself. Seriously. I don't know how he got this job. Well, maybe I do because the shit show of a manager that hired him is basically the same. I'm not making this up, people. It's for reals. No less than 4 times has he prevented my female colleague and I from moving to another position. We both had to write something extra for our performance reviews because he cannot put together a sentence that is coherent or related to what we are reviewed on. His opinion of things keeps creeping in, you see. We've both been to HR. Shockingly, nothing has happened. Well, I should say that nothing POSITIVE has happened. So now, I'm stuck looking for a new job (my female colleague just took a job she didn't want to get away from this buffoon) while this piece of greasy shit does nothing but collect a paycheck and look for ways to fuck me over. I'm a semester and a half from finishing up everything but my dissertation. I can't really leave the area. And the area is small. I'm finally meeting with a staffing agency this week because two crappy part time jobs are infinitely better than working for this skid mark on the shorts of humanity. To top it all off, the company has been bought by bigger, badder corporate entity that has really made it all shits and giggles around here with oppressive policies and no communication on changes until the day they occur and must be enforced. But I digress. Just pray for me. Send some good mojo. I'm going to start on my voodoo doll for the asshat I'm stuck with currently. Seriously, I want to punch him in the crotch and stab him in the neck simultaneously. How did he get this fucking job? I'm at a loss.  Dickless wonders will never cease, I suppose.