I went to see Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix this afternoon. And it made me uncomfortable. Was it the special effects? The dark tone of the film? No. It was Harry Potter himself. First, I can't believe how grown up those kids look. Second, Harry Potter had a five o'clock shadow...which I found rather sexy...which made me feel uncomfortable. Mainly because he's supposed to be like 15 or 16 years old in the story. Umm...this concerns me a great deal.
Maybe I just need to get laid. Yeah, that's it. Here's hoping no dreams occur this evening...if I'm able to sleep after my almost descent into statutory lust. Blegh. I feel dirty now. I'm going to take a shower.
*The movie was still very good. And yes, those are my eyes. The ones I want to poke out after afixing them in such a way on Harry Potter. I'm a sick woman.
I got something hairy for your potter right here, babe.
ReplyDeleteDyck-See those eyes? They are lasers and staring straight at your crotch, you perv!
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ReplyDeleteSometimes you have to take matters into your own hands. Or visit Baltimore.
ReplyDeleteWhoever played Hermione went topless in a movie a while ago. Clip somewhere on metacafe or kontraband, I think.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't read your post because I haven't seen the movie yet and I don't want to know ANYTHING. :) But I still came to check in so that counts right???
ReplyDeleteTFG-Baltimore? What's in Baltimore? ;o)
ReplyDeleteATG-Leave it to you to know where to find topless pictures of teen actresses.
Lindygirl-There are no spoilers in the post. I don't believe in giving stuff away. (I guess that can be taken in a variety of contexts, however)
sexy eyes.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I believe tfg resides in Baltimore.. or maybe he was offering up Doo Doo Brown.
Sgt-Gee...don't compliment me now...did you not read the post?
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm certain the Baltimore reference was to Doo Doo. I'll never live that one down, I'm afraid.
I think we should set up a double date...you and Harry and me and Malfoy...then would could have a foursome and Snape could watch!
ReplyDeleteLovely eyes by the way!
ReplyDeleteJenny-Stop! I feel like such an old...cougar...but not in a good way!
ReplyDeleteAnd you mean my eyes aren't scary enough? I was going for the "crazy eyes", but I don't have many pictures to work with. I detest being in a picture at all.
They are of age...they just play young in the movies...they are probalby all like 46!
ReplyDeleteBeautifully devilish eyes ;)
ReplyDeleteOrhan-Why thank you!
ReplyDeleteDon't feel bad. The press has been lusting after both him and Hermoine for a long time. They've been like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten with those two.
ReplyDeleteOMG So I went and saw it yesterday and swear to god the opening shot was a close up of Harrys face and the first thing I though was "holy shit he's got a freakin mustache!!! Shaved, but you could still see it.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I came back here to read your post and THANK YOU very much I saw that you saw the same thing.
Although I sort of don't want to have sex with him. But they are getting hot now and that IS weird to see.
Harry is now of age, so don't feel too ashamed. Just think of all the people that saw his thang when he was naked onstage in London. Now that is creepy.
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