Take that, Bitch!

Here's the continuation of my last post. I decided to send out my mass email. Read on...

Hi Everyone!

To those of you who don't know or remember me, my dad is married to JuJu. Just wanted to send out reminders about the upcoming happenings:

April 28-I'm taking my defensive driving course to cancel out my speeding ticket (yes, the 2nd one this year!)
May 13-Mother's Day
May 15-My oldest brother's (John) birthday.
May 18-My oldest brother's son's (Michael)birthday.
May 21-Victoria Day (Canada)
May 22-J and D's birthdays! Big 25! Woo hoo!
May 28-Memorial Day
May 30-My last day of school
June 17-Father's Day
July 4-Independence Day
July 11-Lisa's Birthday (you don't know her)

By the way JuJu, don't forget to send J a birthday card at boot camp. I have the correct address. I'm sure he'd like to hear from his mother! Also, John and Michael would want you to call on their birthdays as well. Make sure you write down these dates though, don't want you to celebrate or send out the wrong date to the family like you did with Daddy's birthday (his b-day is 3/31 by the way and not 3/30 as you told everyone in your last email).

Love y'all,
Sassy

*No response yet except from my sister in-law to let me know I left off her birthday in May as well. (I don't really like her either though! lol)