tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21359838.post4297161679079072726..comments2023-08-16T06:14:41.252-05:00Comments on The Ramblings of a Sassy Blonde: Defensive Driving is for SissiesSassy Blondiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21359838.post-90344254793783358112007-05-14T07:11:00.000-05:002007-05-14T07:11:00.000-05:00I can't remember who it was, but there was a comed...I can't remember who it was, but there was a comedian who, in his routine, did something about getting a speeding ticket. His chief complaint was that it took too long to get the ticket itself: "Hey, officer, do you think you could speed this up? In case you hadn't noticed, I was in a <I>hurry.</I>"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21359838.post-8746463001640727502007-05-06T21:30:00.000-05:002007-05-06T21:30:00.000-05:00Lindy-Seriously!TFG-Did you get the lecture? Eliza...Lindy-Seriously!<BR/><BR/>TFG-Did you get the lecture? <BR/><BR/>Elizabeth-I'm hoping against hope that my mailed certificate reaches the frickin' court by Monday! Otherwise, all that crap was for nothing!<BR/><BR/>SGT-I hear the boobflash works. Personally, I've never tried it. I will admit to crying...it worked the one time I used it, but in all honesty, I was going to be late to a funeral. I was already worked up.<BR/>Offensive driving happens daily here too...perhaps the old saying, "The best offense is a good defense" really rings true. <BR/><BR/>Happy driving y'all!Sassy Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21359838.post-26078821959086268092007-05-04T14:26:00.000-05:002007-05-04T14:26:00.000-05:00WHAT! You can just show some breast and get out o...WHAT! You can just show some breast and get out of a ticket. I'll have to try that next time!<BR/><BR/>I'm working on my offensive driving course down here. That is, trying to be as offensive as possible to the idiots who insist on talking on their cell phone, drinking their Starbucks while blowing through a yield sign nearly running me off the road. Each day!Sgthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15776619714461836931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21359838.post-28587747650442139672007-05-04T12:02:00.000-05:002007-05-04T12:02:00.000-05:00You just reminded me that I have one month left to...You just reminded me that I have one month left to complete that damn course.Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14558973447890018567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21359838.post-18320171406472723392007-05-03T21:05:00.000-05:002007-05-03T21:05:00.000-05:00I just earned myself a trip to driving school this...I just earned myself a trip to driving school this very morning.tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.com